This first one is “American Wheat” (complete with stars and stripes)… labelled “Manitoba”.  Weird, as I’m sure everyone knows, Manitoba is a province in Canada.

This second one is one of a huge variety of clothing with completely nonsensical English labels and phrases on it.

Having driven through it, I really don’t think Fresno is a great place to go surfing, given that it’s several hours away from the ocean.  It didn’t actually strike me as a great place in general, but then again, I only drove through it.