This is a funny one:
The police found a bus running, with no one in it, along the side of a street. It turns out that the bus driver had popped in to his house for a quick dinner and had simply parked the bus outside. When questioned, he said he’d simply gone in to use the restroom, and seeing as how dinner was ready, stopped to eat a bit.
He was charged with several crimes by the police. However, he was only suspended, rather than fired, by the company he worked for!
This was near Naples…