Our baby is due at the beginning of May – not too much longer, but it’s beginning to seem like an eternity for my wife. At her last visit with the doctor, she picked up a package of stuff for expectant mothers, which consists mostly of free samples and coupons to try and get you to buy their junk later on. However, one thing caught our eye in an “only in Austria” way: for the dad-to-be, there is a gift certificate for a free case of beer. I think I’ll wait and split it with my own dad, who’ll be visiting his granddaughter this summer.